Adventure Awaits!
Ned's Heads is an intergalactic deli serving cosmic fare from all corners of the universe, imagined and illustrated by Max Pfenning!
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What's On The Menu?
Hover or click on each item to reveal its strange and delicious secrets!
YELLOW-HAIRED MUNTY
The outer-shell is bitter and hairy, but split it open to reveal the delectable little Munty Punty living in the brain cavity. Just make sure you grab it quickly before it gets away!
MEGGLE-HEAD SKEWERS
Marinated in Borgen brine and stuffed with skeeter legs, flussleaf, and glorbin toes, this dish has something to offer for everybody. Pairs nicely with an ice cold Scuzz in a Can.
STUFFED PLUGTOOBIAN
Take one bite and your eyes will literally roll into the back of your head. Generously stuffed with hand-picked gurbleheads, this dish packs a punch that will have your tastebuds dancing while your eyeballs feast on the sight of your own brain!
DONGLE-HEADED SCHNEEFTER
When cooked, the dongles of a schneefter will stiffen up, and can be plucked out for use in salads and soup to add some crunch. Some species consider the eyeballs a delicacy, while others may find their consumption causes strange facial mutations.
PICKLED BORGEN HEAD
The dish that put Ned's Heads on the intergalactic map! There's no way to describe the flavor... you'll just have to experience it for yourself. Don't forget to save the Borgen brine!
HEAD OF KEVIN
Kevin is cooked in a variety of ways by a variety of cultures within various varieties of species. The People of Crodie mince it up, put it in a sack, roll it down a hill, then ferment it for thousands of years before they dig in. The Mandookies eat it raw. To each their own!
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Why Eat Heads?
Why not eat heads?! You Earthlings may not be accustomed to munching and crunching on cranial treats, but the rest of the universe can't get enough. Heads served in our Deli are nutritious, delicious, and out of this world!
Where Does Ned Get His Heads?
Ned's Heads come from all over! Ned travels far and wide, from Borg to Flurglestock, to Skeeze and back, in order to collect the rarest, most mouthwatering, gut-melting, brain-bending morsels in the universe!
Ned's Heads: Grand Opening
Illustrated Adventure Landing in 2025!
Craving more? Join Ned on an epic journey to Planet Borg, where he’ll harvest Borgen heads for the grand opening of his intergalactic deli.
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Come Back Soon!
Ned's Heads is a project I've been working on for some time now, and I'm so excited to finally start sharing it with the world. There's so much in store for our intergalactic humanoid friend, including a merch store, illustrated zine, and even an in-person immersive Ned's Heads experience!
It's taken a lot of time and energy to get to this point, and the journey has only just begun. Thanks for your continued support, stay tuned for more, follow me on Instagram, and check out my online store for Ned's Heads merch, original art, event dates, and more!
Stay Hungry,
Max Pfenning
